tyleroakley:

And they all lived mediocrely ever after.

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strawberry-poof:

princsex:

rabiesvaccine:

synthbass13:

where-havealltheflowers-gone:

mltrygf:

tylerthecreotter:

IM FUCKIN PISSING

I CANT FUCKING HANDLE THIS BUT OMG I’M SO GLAD THAT I CLICKED THAT BUTTON. FUCKING CLICK IT 

The fuck did I just watch.

Can I marry you or

quite possibly the best thing ever

i just peed my pants

yoooo, what just happened?

I just can’t even

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sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.

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emerald-soul:

Dowling Duncan and redesigning the American Dollar:

Why the size?
We have kept the width the same as the existing dollars. However we have changed the size of the note so that the one dollar is shorter and the 100 dollar is the longest. When stacked on top of each other it is easy to see how much money you have. It also makes it easier for the visually impaired to distinguish between notes.

Why a vertical format?
When we researched how notes are used we realized people tend to handle and deal with money vertically rather than horizontally. You tend to hold a wallet or purse vertically when searching for notes. The majority of people hand over notes vertically when making purchases. All machines accept notes vertically. Therefore a vertical note makes more sense.

Why different colors?
It’s one of the strongest ways graphically to distinguish one note from another.

Why these designs?
We wanted a concept behind the imagery so that the image directly relates to the value of each note. We also wanted the notes to be educational, not only for those living in America but visitors as well. Each note uses a black and white image depicting a particular aspect of American history and culture. They are then overprinted with informational graphics or a pattern relating to that particular image.

$1 – The first African American president
$5 – The five biggest native American tribes
$10 – The bill of rights, the first 10 amendments to the US Constitution
$20 – 20th Century America
$50 – The 50 States of America
$100 – The first 100 days of President Franklin Roosevelt. During this time he led the congress to pass more important legislations than most presidents pass in their entire term. This helped fight the economic crises at the time of the great depression. Ever since, every new president has been judged on how well they have done during the first 100 days of their term.

#WHO’S GOT MONOPOLY MONEY NOW BITCH

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pika4chu:

i saw this in the middle of walmart and broke down crying

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I’ve reblogged this before but I MUST HAVE THIS LIVING SPACE!

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george0malley:

embarrassing parts of books are a million times worse than embarrassing parts of movies i’ve decided because you can’t look away or cover your face until it’s over you have no choice but to pay attention and endure that secondhand embarrassment with them

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thecountercurseisunjellify:

secretlymartinfreeman:

doctorhobbitterlock:

resident-vamp:

heymanticore:

Michael and Alan play a practical joke on Daniel during one of their takes. (x)

Oh my fucking God.

 #there are few things better than watching alan rickman dissolve into laughter dressed as severus snape

fun fact: daniel specifically asked to be placed near this one extra he had a crush on during this scene. alan and michael did this on purpose not just to prank daniel, but to make him embarrassed infront of her

What really gets me is that the star of the entire franchise had a crush on an extra and if you don’t think that is the fucking cutest thing ever, you, good sir, are wrong.

THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE THING

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stylinist:

#he’s like a nerdy dad #‘hey dogs whats hip happenin do you need refreshments’ #‘go away dad” #‘okay well im here if you need advice or party ideas—’ #‘/dad/ go away’ #‘alright okay im on it see you cool cats later’

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the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

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gatsbyadventures:

Gatsby and Scout with “their” books (aka the inspiration for their names).

I just died a little on the inside but I enjoyed it. 

“You’re going to suffer but you’re going to be happy about it.”

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